So I was just brushing Adam’s hair for school when he got a very important business call on his daddy’s (old, deactivated) cell phone. When he was done with his phone call, I asked him who it was.
“Oh, that was Chiro….He’s from Chi-rea. He’s a China-looker.”
(I’m pretty sure the person on the other end of the conversation was supposed to have been Chinese, in case you didn’t catch that.)